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A few bad jokes...

2009-03-26 21:53:15 by flakmonkey

What do you call Bob the builder when he's retied?

A: Bob

Why couldn't Billy ride a bike?

A: Cause Billy was a fish.

Why did the plane crash?

A: Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Thank you, hope I killed a few brain cells or took some of your time that you will never get back.

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